Something to put a smile on your face while recovering from the late Will Rogers...
> Never Squat With Your Spurs On - Will Rogers
>
> Will Rogers, who died in a 1935 plane crash in Alaska with
> bush pilot Wiley
> Post, was one of the greatest political country/cowboy sages
> this country has
> ever known. Some of his sayings:
>
> 1. Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco.
>
> 2. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.
>
> 3. There are two theories to arguing with a woman ...
> Neither works.
>
> 4. Never miss a good chance to shut up.
>
> 5. Always drink upstream from the herd.
>
> 6. If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.
>
> 7. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it
> and put it back into
> your pocket.
>
> 8. There are three kinds of men:
> The ones that learn by reading;
> The few who learn by observation;
> The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence and find
> out for
> themselves.
>
> 9. Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of
> that comes from bad
> judgment.
>
> 10. If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look
> back every now and then
> to make sure it's still there.
>
> 11. Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot
> easier'n puttin' it back.
>
> 12. After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt
> so good he started
> roaring.
> He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him.
>
> The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth
> shut.
>
>
> ABOUT GROWING OLDER...
>
> First ~Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying
> about your age
> and start bragging about it.
>
> Second ~ The older we get, the fewer things seem worth
> waiting in line for.
>
> Third ~ Some people try to turn back their odometers.
> Not me; I want people to know 'why' I look this way.
> I've traveled a long way, and some of the roads weren't
> paved.
>
> Fourth ~ When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back
> to youth, think
> of Algebra.
>
> Fifth ~ You know you are getting old when everything either
> dries up or
> leaks.
>
> Sixth ~ I don't know how I got over the hill without getting
> to the top.
>
> Seventh ~ One of the many things no one tells you about
> aging is that it's
> such a nice change from being young.
>
> Eighth ~ One must wait until evening to see how splendid the
> day has been.
>
> Ninth ~ Being young is beautiful, but being old is
> comfortable and relaxed.
>
> Tenth ~ Long ago, when men cursed and beat the ground with
> sticks, it was
> called witchcraft. Today it's called golf.
>
> And, finally ~ If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you
> won't have
> anything to laugh at when you're old.
>
>
Have a great day, and God bless...
popeye7